Sunday, 26 February 2017

Norway continues...

On Tuesday, we headed into the 'other' canyon - Gorsabrua (actually, not Gorsabrua as that means Gorge-bridge, but it's what the signs say).  Another long walk and another tonne of climbing found.  We did a deceptively steep WI4 after scouting the gorge as far as we could - to a mean looking WI5 we intend to come back for.

Future Target
Next, we returned to Lyngen on the other side of the fjord in search of Leichtfried's Gold Rush, but either it isn't there this year, or he really meant something further south.  Anyway, we found another route that we were cursing on the walk in for being too easy only for it to turn out longer and harder than expected.

Yesterday we attempted a big route that we spotted in 2011.  We actually attempted it the day before but the walk and route were bother longer than we expected so we, riskily, dropped out bags at the bottom of the ascent up to the route hoping snow wouldn't prohibit us returning.  It didn't, and so we did, rising at 4am and walking by 7am.  It turned out to be six pitches, none of which were that hard until the last.  We walked out in the day at the end of a thirteen hour day.

The top pillar involved crossing some horrible ice - layers of ice on crud on ice on crud, each breaking away when hit.  Eventually I managed to get established on the pillar, but I was already feeling the effects of the traverse.  Unfortunately the pillar was no better - fluted and hollow ice.  The kind you swing at and the axe diverts into the nearest hole.  I pushed on up for a few yards but was pretty boxed and the ice to too bad to get a decent screw in.  Eventually, obeying the law of 'never fall' I clipped into an axe (oh, the shame) and rested while placing two poor screws.  Thinking I had recovered I carried on.  For two feet and then my hands just started unpeeling from my axes.  Admitting defeat, I rested again, knowing the pump was terminal.  I placed another screw that was at least weight bearing, and only ten yards from the top of a 240m climb, I retreated.  And yes, you read that right - I abbed off a £50 ice screw.  There was no abolokoving that ice and when you know you need to get out of there, you know.  All in all, it was quite harrowing.

Today has been a rest day (again) - we went otter spotting but to no avail.  We have seen eagles, and even porpoises (from afar) so far though.

Monday, 20 February 2017

I am in Norway!

My longtime absence from the blogosphere shall be broken by the exciting news that I am in Norway, ice climbing! Or at least trying to.

This is day five here and it has been a mixed old bag.  Firstly, I am well out of practice and noticing having not climbed for three years.  Conditions are poor for a normal year, but this is the arctic, so the closer you look the more you see, and realise it is not so bad at all.  Why anyone goes to Rjukan is beyond me.

Anyway, on day one we drove.  All day.  Including north, to the fabled ice-el-dorado of Reisendalen.  Maybe we missed something, but it didn't seem so great to us.  The next day we decided to go back to Hattavarri, where we did our one and only first ascent on our first trip here, six years ago.  It had been warm so going high seemed sensible.  After a two hour walk-in, avalanche paranoia got the better of us and we turned around within site of the climbs (which were formed well).  Actually, it wasn't paranoia and I think we judged things well.  I have made a pact with myself, only ever to be pleased if I turn around due to snow conditions.

Windslab!  Run away!
The next day we walked into a canyon in Skibotndalen (which we thought was quite big at the time).  There were a few shortish routes to go at and we did, at a guess, a WI3 and WI4 - which felt much harder than it should.

WI3 left, WI4 right.  Believe it or not, 60m!
On day four we decided to find the legendary Orndalen canyon, the biggest canyon in northern Europe.  It is truly enormous - the walls must be 500m high.  There a several epic routes in there, but the main prize had, erm, fallen down.  I was secretly quite glad as it looked nails, and we didn't have the time anyway.  I started to do the bottom pitch as the most out-there bit of 'practice' imaginable, but my hands had frozen and the wind had picked up and was dumping snow into the gulley.  So we ran away once more.

Some more pics of the canyon are below - we'll be going back once we've got our eye in a bit more.

The narrowest point

Scale is meaningless!

Today, deciding we just needed some mileage we went to a roadside spot of ice - like, literally, I got sprayed by the gritting lorry.  We did six or so pitches, all apart from the first on top rope.  Stress-free climbing in a not so great setting.

Oh, and comment of the trip so far comes from the Duty Free shop lady when we asked what Johnnie Walker Double Black was (ie what was the double).  She replied "Well, its double.  Whatever the black is, that is double".  At this point James realised he had left his phone with airport security (for safe keeping, innit) so we had to dash off before she could be questioned any more.

To be continued...

Thursday, 8 December 2016

The Dorset Half of Stupid Hills

The inaugural 'PMO half marathon contest' took place on Saturday in Dorset. It was only this because I shot my mouth off to Dave at work and turned it into a showdown. Which, with him having a 10k time of nigh on 40mins, wasn't my finest decision.

The race was part of the Coastal Trail Series and of five possible levels of difficulty, this one was a five. And it lived up to the billing, exceeding my expectations. Asked afterwards if it was the hardest thing I've ever done, I'd have to say no, but top tier and up there with the hardest three hours I've had. The hills were seriously steep and the 3,800ft of ascent really did me in - I think I actually bonked, which hasn't happened for a while.

After 3hrs and 9min, Dave beat me by all of 70 seconds. But hey, he threw up afterwards. In fact we both felt pretty terrible afterwards and I think I did it as fast as I possibly could have. Although it didn't feel like my fastest day.  I can 127th of 421 so 30th percentile. Satisfactory. James and Lee came in soon after.

I think I've gone beyond DOMS and actually strained my quads. Ran to work yesterday, very slowly, but had to be picked up to get home! 

Apparently the scenery was stunning.
Note the trail of people, for scale

Tuesday, 15 November 2016

2017 - a big year

2017, or at least the first half of it, looks set to be a year where my lofty ambitions of athleticism return.

Norway is booked for February.  And I have a place on the Grand Union Canal Race at the end of May.

So now I have two competing and conflicting areas to train in, given I didn’t really cotton on to there only being two months between them.  Norway is a significant investment of time and money and as such demands that I go there strong and ready to perform.  The GUCR poses significant problems in that I am trying to do what I previously could not, despite now having aged five years, having a much reduced commute (that provided the bulk of my training miles) and having the small matter of two kids to distract me.  Not to mention my wonderful support crew have mostly all now had kids so the whole thing will be less appealing to them too.

I guess we will see…

Monday, 24 October 2016

Tough 10

Yesterday I did the Cancer Research Tough 10.  A surprisingly hilly 10k in Epping Forest.  I came 59th of 467 (total field) with a time of  50min 36sec, which unscientifically I guess must be equivalent to about 45min flat road.  Quite pleased.

height gain

Sunday, 18 September 2016


I have been most slack in my blogging, and this is no recompense, but here are a couple of pics to catch you up.

Diet is still going very well, although socialising and holidays have meant a few cheats - but that is no bad thing.  I did hit 74kg - actual fighting weight - but it should really be composed of more muscle than I have now.  I have finished the '22 press-ups for 22 days' thing.  Still crap at them.

Sunday, 11 September 2016

What fatherhood does to a man...

Most of the time:

Some of the time:

'I've see things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like Time to die.'

But then, occasionally...